Jayk's Rambling

Note:I wrote this a while ago and I don’t really have the inspiration to continue.

The first rays of sunlight of spring entered the ancient mansion of the great Pompousoffersons…
The pretty birds of the land of Pompopolis,stuffed the beaks of their younglings after the hard and bitter winter.

Korhonen sniffed the exquisite morning air and thought of only one thing…WAR!…but wait,there is another smell. 
*Sniff,sniff*An awkward smell this was *Sniff,sniff* It reaked of incinerated egg white and sauted elephant mucus…”Aw!For the sake of my piles…MOTHER!Why can’t you make a proper breakfast?”he whined.
“No Koko,the breakfast I create is for the betterment of your sinews so you may crush your enemy,’The Earl of Potcrackabwe’…”
Ah yes,but would you look at the time.I must polish my battle-axe” said Koko and ran away quickly before his mother realized they don’t use battle-axes…
Oh no,they use far more superior weapons like avocado stone powered rifles,skunk musk grenades,hadron collider bazookas(lulz) and more…

But what’s this?It seems as if someone has stolen Korhonen’s motorcycle,’The Groovy Hogstermeister’ T_T

What happens next?More on the way…maybe.